Here's what you can expect some of the physics teachers in our school to say to their classes.
OH OH. Let's play, guess who's the teacher!
Teacher #1
All of you must cut your hair like mine. Including the girls! This is the latest fashion, and it's so totally cool. Please get your haircuts today, I will conduct a check tomorrow. For the guys, please make sure your slope has gradient 5.99311. Oh sorry, 5.99, physics always teach us to correct to 3 significant figures. Now, class, I know you all can't wait to get your haircut, but I must warn you, you must take note of the gradient. It must be very accurate.
I emphasize the fact that ALL OF YOU MUST CUT THIS HAIRSTYLE, for this is the way to doing well in physics.
Teacher #2
Very good. Now you all will suffer the same fate as my other class. The torture, the struggle, the pain I will put you through. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
But, as long as you succumb to me, I will be good to you, afterall, I want you all to write good stuff in the IP survey, and anyway, I'm the BEST physics teacher you can get, better that anyone else, therefore I can afford to be very HAO LIAN(proud shit in hokkien). Look at my tummy, I want all of you to take it as something to work towards to. I want to maintain a friendly relationship with the class so as not to get fired only after like a few months on the job, so I will buy you all butter cake to make you all happy, and you all must also eat it, to grow a tummy like mine.
This, IS the way to doing well in physics.
PAIN IN THE ARSE LAH.
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Had dinner with Liying & Tianji today. So nice to have section outing! Though it wasn't like to some really cool place, but its still cool, cos we're so cool, so dinner was cool.
Okay, like what? Whatever.
OBOE SECTION BOULDERS!!
WHOOO. Feel the love.
Okay, I'm doing myself a new skin soon.
Oh and did I mention, I finished 終極一家 already! A bit drag, but it was nice. :D